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Bad Taste

91 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

52 Metascore

The population of a small town disappears and is replaced by aliens that chase human flesh for their intergalactic fast-food chain.

Director: Peter Jackson | Stars: Terry Potter, Pete O'Herne, Craig Smith, Mike Minett

Votes: 46,842

An alien vomits into a bowl and the other aliens drink it. Including a human, who likes it. Well, you have to give Peter Jackson points for originality.

I think this is where Jackass got the idea for the Omelette stunt.

Also, in the Japanese film Audition, there's a scene where a woman feeds her own vomit in a dog bowl to her ex-boyfriend. I think this is where they got the idea from.

Guest House Paradiso

R | 89 min | Comedy, Thriller

Richie and Eddie, a perverted loser and his alcoholic partner in crime, run the worst hotel in Britain: the Guest House Paradiso.

Director: Adrian Edmondson | Stars: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Bill Nighy, Kate Ashfield

Votes: 10,049

Richie and Eddie accidentally give the guests radioactive fish for dinner. So, they get sick and we get a scene of people projectile vomiting radioactive waste.

And the worst part is that this is the climax! Yep, a big finale of people vomiting!

Yeah.........

Did Rik and Ade had any idea of how disgusted people would feel if they saw this movie?

Having one or two vomit jokes is okay, but when you have it done 30 times as a finale? That's unacceptable.

One moment involves the villain trying hard not vomit, he holds it in, his cheeks inflate like balloons until he lets out a big ball of vomit that chases after our heroes Indiana Jones style.

Yes, you read that correctly.

All the guests only ate one fish, and yet they have gallons of vomit coming out of them.

Why did all the guests go into the corridor to vomit? Why couldn't they stay in their rooms? Also, why did the guests vomit on Gino? They don't even know this man and they've just send him flying out of the window and into the sea where he drowns. That's great, a group of innocent people just killed somebody for no reason.

It should be no surprise that this movie was a flop. Hmm, I wonder why.

Although this film does give us a message; don't feed people food if you don't know where it came from.

Problem Child 2

90 min | Comedy, Family

The worst child in the world makes an unthinkable discovery - there is another child even worse than him, and it's a girl.

Director: Brian Levant | Stars: John Ritter, Michael Oliver, Jack Warden, Laraine Newman

Votes: 22,331 | Gross: $25.10M

The vomit scene at the funfair. Enjoy watching people projectile white vomit when Junior turns up the speed on the ride. It not just the kids who were mean to Junior, but other innocent people. That's nice, Junior.

The worst example is when Murph vomits. It looks like a big tapeworm coming out of his mouth.

By the way, why wasn't someone there guarding the speedometer?

We also have a man drinking urine, a dog craps and the turd is bigger than the dog itself, and what is up with that disgusting looking pizza in the food fight scene?

Why didn't they use real pizza?

Anyway, that vomit scene is the real reason why the film got a PG-13. Yet it got a PG in the UK. Hmm.....

Dogma

R | 130 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

62 Metascore

An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.

Director: Kevin Smith | Stars: Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Bud Cort

Votes: 216,556 | Gross: $30.65M

A demon made out of excrement. Lovely.

Jackass 3D

R | 94 min | Documentary, Action, Comedy

56 Metascore

Johnny Knoxville and company return for the third installment of their TV show spin-off, where dangerous stunts and explicit public displays rule.

Director: Jeff Tremaine | Stars: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn

Votes: 64,983 | Gross: $117.22M

The Poo Cocktail Supreme. That is all.

Braindead

R | 104 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

54 Metascore

A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors.

Director: Peter Jackson | Stars: Timothy Balme, Diana Peñalver, Elizabeth Moody, Ian Watkin

Votes: 96,700 | Gross: $0.24M

They don't call it the goriest film of all time for nothing.

Fur TV

Comedy

Three puppets from different countries: Lapeno Enriquez a brazilian green puppet gigoló and DJ, Fat Ed "Tubbs" an american heavy metal fan and pizza feaster blue puppet and Mervin J. Minky a weird and porn addict orange puppet, live together on "Fur Avenue" in the UK sharing their lives and having different issues involving money, sex or drug abuse.

Stars: Simon Greenall, Phil Nichol, Henry Trotter, Adam Longworth

Votes: 695

At the end of one episode, 3 women have just realized they just eaten the cat and projectile vomit all over the table in it's nauseating yellow glory. Another has people crapping themselves when they hear the brown noise and one has 3 characters going inside the body of another character to unclog a radish that's stuck. Afterwards we see a tidal wave of diarrhea. Nice.

Blade

R | 120 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

47 Metascore

A half-vampire, half-mortal man becomes a protector of the mortal race, while slaying evil vampires.

Director: Stephen Norrington | Stars: Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright

Votes: 269,004 | Gross: $70.09M

The character of Pearl. A big, fat, Jabba The Hutt like vampire that just makes you cringe.

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

D | 22 min | Animation, Comedy

Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Toddy Walters

Votes: 2,460

This episode couldn't get any more chocolaty as Mr Hankey creates a tsunami of excrement to get rid of the film festival. Fantasia style.

You're Getting Old

D | 23 min | Animation, Comedy

Stan turns ten and suddenly things change and everything seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in general.

Director: Trey Parker | Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, April Stewart

Votes: 3,020

The crap jokes got tiresome and just nauseating. Even for a cartoon.

InHumanoids

30 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

A team of human subterranean explorers and their allies are the surface's main defence against evil invading monsters.

Stars: Michael Bell, William Callaway, Dick Gautier, Ed Gilbert

Votes: 421

I've never seen the show, but I saw James Rolfe's review. The bit where we see inside the monster's stomach is just gross and this is meant to be a kids' show.

Scary Movie

18+ | 88 min | Comedy

48 Metascore

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans | Stars: Anna Faris, Jon Abrahams, Marlon Wayans, Carmen Electra

Votes: 256,353 | Gross: $157.02M

In the climax of Bobby and Cindy's sex scene, Bobby ejaculates like a big geyser and sends Cindy into the ceiling.

Osmosis Jones

PG | 95 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

57 Metascore

A policeman white blood cell, with the help of a cold pill, must stop a deadly virus from destroying the human they live in, Frank.

Directors: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly | Stars: Laurence Fishburne, Chris Rock, David Hyde Pierce, Brandy Norwood

Votes: 35,957 | Gross: $13.60M

For a film rated PG, there's some scenes that are a bit much.

The nose dam is destroyed and a tidal wave of snot comes out.

Bill Murray eats a bad oyster and vomits over Molly Shannon. Of course, we don't see him vomiting over her, but then we have a nauseating news paper headline with a photo of him vomiting.

In the nightclub "The Zit", we see 2 germs with zits on top of their heads and their friends squeeze them causing the pus to come out.

And we have a close up on a zit on Bill's forehead as it pulsates and explodes.

It's no wonder why this film wasn't marketed very well.

On Ebert and Reoper, Richard Reoper hated it saying it was disgusting. "I'm cringing as I'm watching this."

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

97 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

1 Metascore

Dodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.

Director: Rod Amateau | Stars: Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin, Phil Fondacaro, Katie Barberi

Votes: 8,005 | Gross: $1.58M

I have never seen it, but I did see reviews of it and just looking at clips of it makes me feel sick. The Garbage Pail Kids themselves look disgusting and the cinematography is in a sick greenish colour. Were the filmmakers trying to make this film as disgusting as possible?

Eight Crazy Nights

PG-13 | 76 min | Animation, Comedy, Musical

23 Metascore

Davey Stone, an alcoholic with a criminal record, is sentenced to community service under the supervision of an elderly referee. Davey is then faced with trying to reform and abandon his bad habits.

Director: Seth Kearsley | Stars: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Jackie Sandler, Austin Stout

Votes: 23,193 | Gross: $23.44M

Boy, do I hate this film.

Davey kicks Whitey into a portable toilet and kicks it down a hill. Whitey comes out "I'm covered in human feces" and Davey sprays him with the use of a hose freezing him into a "poopsicle". YUCK! He didn't suffocate with the smell.

Also the scene at the dinner where someone tells a bad joke and everyone roars with laughter. It shows 3 kids with snot spraying out of their noses going all over the table and deer outside pooping all over the place.

Species II

R | 93 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

19 Metascore

An astronaut gets infected with alien DNA during the first mission on Mars and runs amok on earth. Preston and Laura team up with a peaceful, genetically re-engineered Sil to track the monster down.

Director: Peter Medak | Stars: Natasha Henstridge, Michael Madsen, Marg Helgenberger, Mykelti Williamson

Votes: 29,348 | Gross: $19.17M

Women's stomachs explode as alien babies hatch out and other unnecessary gory scenes.

Michael Madsen hates this film. I don't blame him.

Kyûketsu Shôjo tai Shôjo Furanken

84 min | Action, Comedy, Horror

A reconstructed girl is created from the pieces of a vampire girl's mini-butchery. Slaughter abounds as both of them pursue the same boy.

Directors: Yoshihiro Nishimura, Naoyuki Tomomatsu | Stars: Yukie Kawamura, Takumi Saitoh, Eri Otoguro, Sayaka Kametani

Votes: 3,762

In the beginning, Vampire Girl bites into the skin of a girl. You know when you unravel a toilet roll, well imagine that with skin on the head of someone. And that's what our anti-heroine does.

Vampire Girl then shoves her sword underneath another girl which causes her skull to pop out from the top of the girl's head.

Well, what did you expect from the director of Tokyo Gore Police?

Planet Terror

105 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy

After an experimental bio-weapon is released, turning thousands into zombie-like creatures, it's up to a rag-tag group of survivors to stop the infected and those behind its release.

Director: Robert Rodriguez | Stars: Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodríguez, Josh Brolin, Marley Shelton

Votes: 209,444

A man turns into a goop monster and vomits out his insides.

Shaun of the Dead

R | 99 min | Comedy, Horror

76 Metascore

The uneventful, aimless lives of a London electronics salesman and his layabout roommate are disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.

Director: Edgar Wright | Stars: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis

Votes: 548,943 | Gross: $13.54M

A character gets disemboweled by zombies and then they tear off his head and limbs. For a comedy film, this is quite graphic.

Day of the Dead

101 min | Horror, Thriller

60 Metascore

As the world is overrun by zombies, a small group of scientists and military personnel dwelling in an underground bunker in Florida must determine whether they should educate, eliminate or escape the undead horde.

Director: George A. Romero | Stars: Lori Cardille, Terry Alexander, Joseph Pilato, Jarlath Conroy

Votes: 68,559 | Gross: $5.80M

A character gets torn in half revealing his guts and the zombies trail his lower body down the corridor. "CHOKE ON 'EM!"

Also, a scene where a zombie is strapped to a table, he brakes one of the straps and sits up. His guts all fall down the table.

Cube

R | 90 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery

61 Metascore

Six complete strangers with widely varying personalities are involuntarily placed in an endless maze containing deadly traps.

Director: Vincenzo Natali | Stars: Nicole de Boer, Maurice Dean Wint, David Hewlett, Andrew Miller

Votes: 227,961 | Gross: $0.50M

See if you can stomach the scene where a character gets sliced into cubes by a grid. His whole body falls apart. The effects are great too.

This scene was referenced in the first Resident Evil movie, although not as gory.

The Thing

D | 109 min | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

57 Metascore

A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims.

Director: John Carpenter | Stars: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, Richard Masur

Votes: 412,253 | Gross: $13.78M

That famous scene where the man's stomach opens and the Thing comes out of him. His head pulls off and we see all kinds of alien tendons.

My mum was surfing through the channels and she came across that scene. She had nothing nice to say about it.

Brazil

R | 132 min | Drama, Sci-Fi

84 Metascore

A bureaucrat in a dystopic society becomes an enemy of the state as he pursues the woman of his dreams.

Director: Terry Gilliam | Stars: Jonathan Pryce, Kim Greist, Robert De Niro, Katherine Helmond

Votes: 199,236 | Gross: $9.93M

Harry Tuttle mixes the oxygen tubes with sewage and the sewage fills up in Spoor and Dowser's suits. Gross, but it serves them right.

"We're all in it together, kid."

Freddy Got Fingered

R | 87 min | Comedy

13 Metascore

An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.

Director: Tom Green | Stars: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Marisa Coughlan, Eddie Kaye Thomas

Votes: 48,567 | Gross: $14.25M

Let's see, Tom Green wears a bloody skin of a deer, his friend cuts his knee open and he licks the wound, he tears a baby out of a pregnant woman and swings it around by it's umbilical cord and he masturbates an elephant causing it to ejaculate all over Rip Torn.

Kevin & Perry Go Large

R | 82 min | Comedy, Music

Two inseparable, hormonal, English BFF teen boys, avoided by all others, head to Ibiza with Kevin's parents. Will they lose their virginity there?

Director: Ed Bye | Stars: Harry Enfield, Kathy Burke, Rhys Ifans, Laura Fraser

Votes: 13,486

The scene where the girls are squeezing the spots and pus sprays every where. The most cringe worthy scene is when they squeeze the giant spots in their belly buttons. ARGH!

According to the DVD Commentary, this scene caused people to walk out of the cinema.

Seed of Chucky

R | 87 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller

46 Metascore

Chucky and Tiffany are resurrected by their innocent gender-confused daughter, Glenda, and hit Hollywood, where a movie depicting the killer dolls' murder spree is underway.

Director: Don Mancini | Stars: Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, John Waters, Billy Boyd

Votes: 44,735 | Gross: $17.08M

Was it necessary to open the film with sperm pouring down the screen? Yuck!

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

16+ | 129 min | Action, Adventure, Mystery

48 Metascore

Detective Sherlock Holmes is on the trail of criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty, who is carrying out a string of random crimes across Europe.

Director: Guy Ritchie | Stars: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Jared Harris, Rachel McAdams

Votes: 448,732 | Gross: $186.85M

Was there any need to show Stephen Fry naked? Seriously!

Event Horizon

R | 96 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

35 Metascore

A rescue crew investigates a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now returned...with someone or something new on-board.

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson | Stars: Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill, Kathleen Quinlan, Joely Richardson

Votes: 175,614 | Gross: $26.67M

That scene where the Rescue crew are watching the video of what happened to the original crew of the Event Horizon. They're all having a blood orgy and killing each other. At one point, a man puts his hand in his mouth and vomits out his organs. GROSS!

"Librete Tutume Ex Infirnes."

This scene was spoofed in the South Park episode "Woodland Critter Christmas."

The Shining

21 | 146 min | Drama, Horror

66 Metascore

A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future.

Director: Stanley Kubrick | Stars: Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers

Votes: 991,323 | Gross: $44.02M

The old naked lady!

Hostel

21+ | 94 min | Horror

55 Metascore

Three backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them.

Director: Eli Roth | Stars: Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, Eythor Gudjonsson, Barbara Nedeljakova

Votes: 178,962 | Gross: $47.33M

A girl's face is being burnt and her eye is hanging out. She gets her eye cut off with a pair of scissors and pus comes out! Yuck! That scene was not in the theatrical release.

About Schmidt

R | 125 min | Comedy, Drama

85 Metascore

A recently retired man embarks on a journey to his estranged daughter's wedding, only to discover more about himself and life than he ever expected.

Director: Alexander Payne | Stars: Jack Nicholson, Hope Davis, Dermot Mulroney, Kathy Bates

Votes: 128,341 | Gross: $65.02M

Kathy Bates naked! (vomits)

SM:TV Live

125 min | Family

Entertainment mix of celebrity guests, competitions, comedy and chat.

Stars: Anthony McPartlin, Declan Donnelly, Cat Deeley, Helen Soraya

Votes: 269

One sketch was called "The Vicar Of Dribley", which is a spoof on The Vicar Of Dibley. In this sketch, the vicar drinks a cup of tea and dribbles it out. This goes on throughout the whole sketch which lasts for 5 minutes. It just makes you cringe throughout. This was shown on Saturday mornings and people are just having their breakfast.

The producers of the show got a letter of complaint because of this sketch.

Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi

13+ | 125 min | Animation, Adventure, Family

96 Metascore

During her family's move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by gods, witches, and spirits, and where humans are changed into beasts.

Director: Hayao Miyazaki | Stars: Daveigh Chase, Suzanne Pleshette, Miyu Irino, Rumi Hiiragi

Votes: 737,971 | Gross: $10.06M

The scene where the monster projectile vomits all over the corridor like a big tidal wave. You can see the texture they put in the vomit. I wonder was the animator eating anything whilst he or she was doing this scene? I can see why this film got a 12 in the UK.

Stimpy's Pregnant

30 min | Animation, Comedy, Horror

Ren learns that Stimpy is pregnant, and the two begin preparing in the months leading up to the blessed event.

Directors: Kelly Armstrong, Bob Jaques, John Kricfalusi, Vincent Waller | Stars: John Kricfalusi, Eric Bauza, Mike Kricfalusi, Susan Yezzi

Votes: 118

Back in 03, the channel "Spike" wanted Creator John K to do another series of Ren and Stimpy only more aimed at an adult audience. This was due to the fact that adult cartoons like South Park and Family Guy were doing well. Only 3 episodes of this show were aired. After watching this episode, I can see why.

The twist at the end of this episode is that Stimpy was actually constipated the whole time. We see him give birth to the crap baby with sweetcorn eyes. IT COMES TO LIFE AND CRIES LIKE A REAL BABY! It looked like the mandrake from Pan's Labyrinth.

It's a little too disgusting even by Ren and Stimpy standards.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

18+ | 84 min | Comedy

89 Metascore

Kazakh TV talking head Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson.

Director: Larry Charles | Stars: Sacha Baron Cohen, Ken Davitian, Luenell, Chester

Votes: 402,438 | Gross: $128.51M

The naked fight!

Cloverfield

21 | 85 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

64 Metascore

A group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack.

Director: Matt Reeves | Stars: Mike Vogel, Jessica Lucas, Lizzy Caplan, T.J. Miller

Votes: 394,377 | Gross: $80.05M

Alright, nothing gross happens in it. But it's really hard not to feel sick when the camera is shaking all over the place in EVERY SCENE!

Jackass

535 min | Action, Comedy, Reality-TV

The cast performs various crazy stunts for our amusement.

Stars: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Dave England

Votes: 25,350

Where do I begin? Well, we have the omelette stunt where one of them eats the ingredients, vomits them out, cooks his vomit and eats it again.

The egg challenge where 3 of them have to eat 50 hard boiled eggs and are puking them in buckets. Another is the milk challenge where 3 of them have to drink a gallon of milk and are puking them out. I have to admit that one made me laugh so hard.

But pretty much anything involving crap. Such as Knoxville taking dog crap into a restaurant and putting on his plate claiming the chef put it there.

And the poo cocktail. Which was even worse in the 3rd movie.

Ryan Dunn (RIP) swimming in sewage. Steve-O puking in every episode. That's his trademark.

And you know what makes these all disgusting? They're all real. Where as the other stuff on the list is made by the special effects department.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

R | 101 min | Comedy, Romance

56 Metascore

Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.

Director: Kevin Smith | Stars: Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, Gerry Bednob

Votes: 177,164 | Gross: $31.46M

The scene where the Lester and Stacey are having anal and Deacon is filming them underneath. Stacey accidentally craps diarrhea all over Deacon. With extra sweetcorn. Lovely.

The MPAA forced Kevin Smith to take that scene out. But Kev stuck to his guns and asked them why its okay to show real crap in Jackass but not fake crap in other movies. Kev got to keep his scene.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

96 min | Fantasy, Horror

49 Metascore

A psychiatrist familiar with knife-wielding dream demon Freddy Krueger helps teens at a mental hospital battle the killer who is invading their dreams.

Director: Chuck Russell | Stars: Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund, Craig Wasson, Patricia Arquette

Votes: 80,142 | Gross: $44.79M

Freddy slashes at a boy's arms and pulls his tendons out. He uses the boy's tendons to control him like a puppet on a string. Complete with a loud throbbing noise. Everytime I watch the film and that scene comes on, I cringe.

RoboCop

102 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi

70 Metascore

In a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories.

Director: Paul Verhoeven | Stars: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O'Herlihy, Ronny Cox

Votes: 254,097 | Gross: $53.42M

A character gets covered in toxic waste and his whole body is melting. The bone of his thumb is showing! You can't take your eyes off it. It's funny that people don't mind the violence at all in this movie, but that thumb bone sticking out. (shudder)

50 First Dates

PG-13 | 99 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

48 Metascore

Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams until discovering she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.

Director: Peter Segal | Stars: Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean Astin

Votes: 350,415 | Gross: $120.91M

The vomiting walrus. Well, this IS an Adam Sandler film.

The Graduate

PG | 106 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

83 Metascore

A disillusioned college graduate finds himself torn between his older lover and her daughter.

Director: Mike Nichols | Stars: Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, Katharine Ross, William Daniels

Votes: 270,568 | Gross: $104.95M

The scene where Benjamin sees Mrs Robinson naked and she all covered in tan-lines! Gross! No wonder Benjamin wanted to get out of there!

Flesh for the Beast

R | 89 min | Fantasy, Horror

28 Metascore

Six parapsychologists investigate a reputed haunted mansion and are set upon by three flesh-eating succubus ladies under the control of the sinister warlock owner bent on finding a mysterious amulet to give himself more power.

Director: Terry M. West | Stars: Jennifer Leigh, Sergio Jones, Clark Beasley Jr., Jim Coope

Votes: 1,343

A woman squeezes a voodoo doll causing a man to vomit out his organs. Later, we see 3 naked women play with gore and cover themselves in it. This goes on for a while.

Hostel: Part III

21+ | 88 min | Horror

Four men attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas fall prey to the Elite Hunting Club, who are hosting a gruesome game show of torture.

Director: Scott Spiegel | Stars: Kip Pardue, Brian Hallisay, John Hensley, Sarah Habel

Votes: 31,835

A man gets his face torn off very slowly and we see the muscles. Even on the DVD commentary, Director Scott Spiegel cringes whilst watching this scene.

Hellbound: Hellraiser II

97 min | Horror, Thriller

41 Metascore

Kirsty is brought to an institution after the horrible events of Hellraiser (1987), where the occult-obsessive head doctor resurrects Julia and unleashes the Cenobites and their demonic underworld.

Director: Tony Randel | Stars: Doug Bradley, Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins, Kenneth Cranham

Votes: 48,050 | Gross: $11.09M

A skinless woman is walking about and we see her in all her glory. Or should I say "in all her gory."

This scene goes on for 5 minutes.

Very rarely I watch gory scenes and get sick. For that scene, I had to pause the movie for 5 minutes to get my head in gear.

Saw III

21+ | 108 min | Crime, Horror, Mystery

48 Metascore

Jigsaw abducts a doctor in order to keep himself alive while he watches his new apprentice put an unlucky citizen named Jeff through a brutal test.

Director: Darren Lynn Bousman | Stars: Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh

Votes: 191,660 | Gross: $80.24M

The scene where a man is trapped inside a giant bowl and dead rotting pigs are being liquified and it's being lead through a pipe that goes into the bowl flooding the man.

On the DVD commentary, Shawnee Smith says "It looks like a giant vomiting."

Not Another Teen Movie

18+ | 89 min | Comedy

32 Metascore

A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.

Director: Joel Gallen | Stars: Chyler Leigh, Jaime Pressly, Chris Evans, Eric Christian Olsen

Votes: 105,194 | Gross: $38.25M

A toilet bursts through the ceiling of a classroom and a big tidal wave of brown sprays all over the teacher.

Cannibal Holocaust

95 min | Adventure, Horror

22 Metascore

During a rescue mission into the Amazon rainforest, a professor stumbles across lost film shot by a missing documentary crew.

Director: Ruggero Deodato | Stars: Robert Kerman, Francesca Ciardi, Perry Pirkanen, Luca Barbareschi

Votes: 55,158

One of the most controversial films of all time. For me, the most controversial scenes are the animal getting killed on screen. And those animals were killed for real!

This is why we have the "No animals were harmed in the making of this film" credit.

Now, there are two cuts of this film. One with the animals getting killed on screen and the other cut is without those deaths.

I would suggest watching the latter cut, because the most disturbing scene is when two character kill and massacre a turtle. They tear off its head and limbs and crack it in half like an egg. Then they take out its organs.

While this is happening, their friend pukes at the sight of this. Can you blame her?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

R | 92 min | Comedy, Romance

26 Metascore

The most popular kid on campus meets a beautiful journalist who makes him realize that maybe he's afraid to graduate.

Director: Walt Becker | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn

Votes: 109,589 | Gross: $21.01M

The creamy eclair scene.

You've Been Framed!

30 min | Comedy, Reality-TV

Viewers' clips show, where those watching can earn money if their various video accidents are shown. Originally presented by Jeremy Beadle, later presenters included Lisa Riley and Harry Hill.

Stars: Harry Hill, Jonathan Wilkes, Jeremy Beadle, Lisa Riley

Votes: 1,107

The stuff they show on this program: We have strings of snot coming out of kids, we have animals peeing and crapping and people puking. Much like Jackass, this is gross because it's all real. And this meant to be a family show.

Panti & Sutokkingu with Gâtâberuto

23 min | Animation, Action, Comedy

Two Angels, Panty and Stocking, are kicked out of Heaven for bad behaviour and sent Ghost hunting by Garterbelt, a Priest of Daten City.

Stars: Jamie Marchi, Arisa Ogasawara, Mariya Ise, Kôji Ishii

Votes: 2,427

Much like any adult cartoon, this show does deliver the gross out goods. The first episode features a giant crap monster (Wonder did they get the idea from Dogma or Conker's Bad Fur Day?), the fifth episode is about nose picking. We see people's boogies come out of their noses like meteorites, ugh!

Also, the second half of the episode is called "Vomiting Point" where a man vomits a massive tidal wave causing a giant vomit monster to appear.

And the final episode features a giant penis monster that ejaculates all over the city.

Why don't the people of Daten City just leave?

Ozzy & Drix

30 min | Animation, Short, Action

The further adventures of Osmosis Jones and Drix as they defend the body of a young boy.

Stars: Jeff Bennett, Phil LaMarr, Alanna Ubach, Justin Cowden

Votes: 1,336

Much like the movie it's based on, Osmosis Jones, we have a lot of gross out moments. One episode features the characters inside the intestine. A big bubble of gas is caused and Hector, the boy who all the cells are inside of, has to fart very badly.

One whole episode takes place inside the nose. We see snot in it's glory. I have to admit that I made the mistake of eating my lunch whilst watching this episode.

Did I mention that the nose has it's own beach and we see it all the time?

Oh, and one episode has Ozzy and Drix needing Hector to vomit out the villain. We don't see Hector himself vomiting, but we do see inside the stomach of the vomit rising whilst it heads through the gullet and out of the mouth.

And they showed this on Cartoon Network and WB Kids.

At least there isn't an episode where Hector has diarrhea.

Onward and Upward

21 min | Animation, Comedy, Horror

Ren and Stimpy are living in the mouth of a homeless man. They decide to move out, taking up residence in the spittoon of a local bar.

Directors: Kelly Armstrong, Bob Jaques, John Kricfalusi, Vincent Waller | Stars: John Kricfalusi, Eric Bauza, Tom Hay, José Pou

Votes: 102

This episode is about Ren and Stimpy living inside a homeless man's mouth. They get fed up and decide to live somewhere else.

They decide to go live inside a spit pot in a pub.

That dinner time, Ren rings a bell for starters.

A man blows out some snot into the pot and Ren and Stimpy eat it.

Then the main course is mash and........ Ren rings the bell and a man vomits into their plates and they eat that.

Gross with a capital G.

This is too gross, even by Ren and Stimpy standards.

The episode was originally planned for the original series and it was turned down completely.

Spumco got many letters from fans wanting the most disgusting episode ever. John K accepted their challenge.

It is no wonder why John K is not in the animation business anymore.

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

3 min | Animation, Short, Comedy

Three puppets known as Red Guy, Yellow Guy and Duck learn about creativity from a talking sketchbook.

Directors: Joseph Pelling, Becky Sloan | Stars: Joseph Pelling, Becky Sloan, Baker Terry

Votes: 3,743

This goes for all the "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" shorts. This series tricks you into thinking that this is for children with it's cute looking puppets, that is until the episodes take a sudden dark turn and become extremely gory.

I wonder if any parents showed this to their kids by accident thinking that this WAS a show for kids and then were very surprised.

The Splinter/Slide Whistle Stooges

SU | 23 min | Animation, Comedy, Family

SpongeBob tries to remove a splinter before Mr. Krabs learns about it and sends him home early; SpongeBob and Patrick get new slide whistles and keep playing them, much to the annoyance of Squidward.

Director: Vincent Waller | Stars: Dee Bradley Baker, Clancy Brown, Rodger Bumpass, Mary Jo Catlett

Votes: 737

What were the makers of this show thinking when they decided to make "The Splinter"?

The whole plot of the episode is that SpongeBob gets a splinter stuck in his thumb, first we see an extreme close up on it as it drives right into the thumb. Then we have to watch SpongeBob try to pull it out, but it is so cringeworthy to watch.

That it begins to get infected as we see the wound blow up to balloon size as it is filled up with blood and pus. I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP! I SWEAR!

The splinter does get taken out of him, but not without having a tidal wave of pus spray out of his thumb.

Vincent Waller, who was a director on Ren and Stimpy worked on this episode. Why does that not surprise me?

Zonbi asu

85 min | Comedy, Horror

Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her bullied sister, young karate student Megumi accompanies four older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, ... See full summary »

Director: Noboru Iguchi | Stars: Arisa Nakamura, Mayu Sugano, Asana Mamoru, Yûki

Votes: 2,143

Well, the whole movie is really for people who get aroused by fecal matter.

We have zombies that come out of a toilet and are covered in poop.

We have parasites that go in and out of peoples' asses.

We have many scenes where people hold their tummies and they rumble violently, followed by diarrhea sounding farts, followed by badly done CGI liquid brown flying out.

We have a close up on a zombie's butt-hole as we're welcome to watching a parasite drill out.

Directed by Noboru Iguchi who used to make porn, some involving people crapping on each other, it's no wonder why he wanted to make this film.

Wonder if this was a hit in Japan?

Les Patterson Saves the World

R | 98 min | Comedy

Fat middle aged 24/7 drunkard Les Patterson (Barry Humphries) represents Australia at the UN where his fart literally incinerates an Arab ambassador. Patterson is reassigned to the Middle ... See full summary »

Director: George Miller | Stars: Barry Humphries, Pamela Stephenson, Thaao Penghlis, Andrew Clarke

Votes: 316

There's a virus in the movie called H.E.L.P which causes your face to swell up like a balloon, and boils to appear and they spray pus. Also, we hear horrible bodily rumbling noises.

Which looks more like something out of David Cronenberg's The Fly rather than, what was intended to be, a silly comedy.

One gross scene involves a man, infected by the virus, and he kisses another man causing him to get infected too. This scene is completely out of place and really does look like it belonged in a horror movie.

I can imagine people in cinemas watching this scene.

It's no wonder why this movie flopped.

Hannibal

R | 131 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

57 Metascore

Living in exile, Dr. Hannibal Lecter tries to reconnect with now disgraced F.B.I. Agent Clarice Starling, and finds himself a target for revenge from a powerful victim.

Director: Ridley Scott | Stars: Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Gary Oldman, Ray Liotta

Votes: 271,846 | Gross: $165.09M

The brain eating scene.

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Source: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls053573305/

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